my mom should have been on one of the planes that crashed on 911 ... I think -Anthony Jeselnik#Anthony Jeselnik#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mom was supposed to die in the 9/11 incident.. I think - Anthony Jeselnik#Anthony Jeselnik#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp