Evil Genie and 3 wishes A man is walking down a deserted road when he notices a lamp laying off to the side. Knowing about what to do with a lamp from fairy tales he decides ""why not"" and rubs it. To his surprise out pops a genie who growls, "" I will give you infinite power and wealth, but the rule is you have 3 tries to ask me to do something that I can not do. If I perform all 3 I will eat you!"" The man confused said, ""can you make a house appear in front of us?"" The genie grins and casts a spell making a house appear out of thin air. ""2 left,"" he jeers. Now the man is a little worried, but courageously asks, ""Can you transform the house into a rabbit?"" Once again the genie casts a spell and the house indeed turns into a rabbit, ""you look delicious sir."" Now the man drenched in sweat and so nervous lets out a loud fart and quickly shouts, ""Paint it!"" The genie explodes and vanishes never to be seen or heard of again.