BLOND FATHER A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, ""All right, who's the other father?""

Blonde woman goes to the doctor... She tells the doctor that her husband has terrible dandruff and they've tried everything and it just keeps getting worse. Doctor tells the blonde to go home, give him head and shoulders, and come back in two weeks. Two weeks pass and the woman goes back to the doctor, ""I'm stumped, he still has dandruff and I don't know how to give him shoulders!""

Jokes of the day!! 1. A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, ""If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment."" The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the ma…

An old man marries his young girlfriend... ...and naturally everyone is skeptical about the legitimacy of this relationship. He's wrinkled and arthritic, and she's a hot young blond barely into her 20's. His brother asks, ""How can you keep up with her in the bedroom?"" He puffs out his skinny old-man chest and says ""My skin may be wrinkled, but my heart's still young."" Soon enough, his wife announces she's pregnant. The old man, having never had children of his own before, is thrilled. His si…