Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds walk into a restroom in 2005... When Bill Gates finishes doing his business, he goes to the sink, washes his hands, pulls 20 paper towels from the dispenser, and dries his hands completely as Steve Jobs walks up. Bill says ""at Microsoft, we like to be thorough."" Steve Jobs washes his hands even cleaner than Bill, then takes only one paper towel, using every last little bit of it, and still managing to dry his hands completely. Steve says ""at Apple, we…

The Final Battle of Jesus and Satan It's not well known but the final battle between Jesus and Satan is actually a computer programming battle. Armageddon arrives and the battle begins. Jesus and Satan are both tasked with the most complicated programming task ever given. This is the type of task even Linus Torvalds would declare impossible. Jesus and Satan are put in a room with two computers