Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space Jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.

A woman bursts out laughing in a NASA control room witnessing a comet on an impact course with Earth. Director: Margaret, this is beyond catastrophic, what on Earth are you laughing at ? Woman: Sorry, it's just the comet reminds me of my husband. Director: What are you talking about ? Woman: Well, it's coming too quickly.

In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul. How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore. It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel. As she left for work that day she said to her husband ""you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."" How do you know her eyes were blue? One blew one way the other blew another way. Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History What does NASA stand for…

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later when the space shuttle landed there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. First came the American and his wi…