Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio

Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!

Nice try "Marco Rubio" or should I say... [rearranges letters] "BIRAC UBOMA" [audience gasps]

Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat.