*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!""#Tony#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is.#Tony#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*#Iron Man#Tony#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Of course, Tony the Tiger isn't his real name. It's Lord Antoine le Tigris of Kellogg.#Tony#Lord Antoine#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp