Alan Rickman lost in the woods, leaving a trail of perfectly pronounced words

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?

My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away. I said ""You're joking?"".... ...She replied ""Nope. Dead Sirius.""

David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading