😄 I'm directing a film... ... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England ...

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I'm directing a film... ... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England who leads midnight raids on the estate's garden. I'm the main character, mane caretaker, Maine carrot-taker.

#Northern New England #Maine

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