One evening... ...a father passed his daughter's bedroom and heard her saying her prayers. Smiling to himself, he stopped to listen and heard her say, ""God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandpa, bye bye Grandma."" How odd, thought father, but he didn't want his daughter to know he'd been listening so he didn't say anything to her. But tragically, next day Grandma collapsed and died. A few months went by and one evening father heard his daughter praying again. ""God bless mommy, God bl…

So a man had sent his last daughter off to college... Since his wife had passed away some years before, and he was retired, he was lonely. One day someone told him about Internet Chat services. He created a screen name, Blue_Knight, and started chatting with anonymous people all over the world. One bright spot in his day came in the evening, when Blue_Butterfly would sign on. They started chatting every day, and discovered that they had an amazing amount in common. Each one found that they could…

An elderly couple is taking a Sunday drive on I-80 when the wife gets a call on her new-fangled cell-phone. Her daughter is frantic, "Mom, there is a lunatic driving the wrong way down the road on I-80 near your house!" The wife turns to her husband and says, "Did you hear that? Some maniac is driving down the wrong side of the road!" The husband screams, "One lunatic?! There are hundreds of them!"

An elderly man was out on a drive... An elderly man was out on a drive when he received a phone call from his wife. "Honey, be careful. I just heard on the radio that one idiot out there is driving the wrong way on the highway." To which he replied, "Are you kidding me? There are hundreds of them!"