Jesus landed in NYC ... And he there he meets a Caucasian man a Chinese man and a Indian man . Jesus walks up to the Chinese man who has a fractured arm and a cast Jesus : ""here son let me heal you "" * touches the man's arm and heals him. * Chinese man: ""Thanka ayu so mach"" . Jesus walks up to the Indian man who has a fractured finger Jesus : ""here let me help"" *Jesus touches the man's finger * Indian man: "" dank you Jesus dank you "" Jesus walks up to the Caucasian man who has a fractured leg . Jesus : ""I can help with that "" *Jesus approaches the man * *Caucasian man very quickly steps back* Caucasian : ""No no no no no please don't touch that I need that for my settlement.