I farted alone in a room and then my girlfriend's dad came in. Now I have to pretend like something is dead in the walls and help him look.

I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him "so what do you do?" and he replied your daughter. He's Dead.

How to Kill an Eel ""Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother."" …

Mother who killed after son's tragic death says 'no-one will ever understand that horrific day' Making fun of Court. Judge falls for the story. Out on bail just laughing. No matter who a woman kills the Judge feels sorry for them if it be their baby, toddler, older child, boyfriend or relative.