Tony and Tori were walking around town. . Tony says, ""See that building over there. They make plastics there. All kinds of different things."" ""Like what?"" She asks. ""Well, they make plastic fruit. Things like apples and bananas and strawberries."" ""Really? Are you sure, Tony."" ""Yes Tori."" He says. ""I'm sure. They also make toys for the Sea World gift shop. Things like plastic dolphins, whales, and sharks."" ""Are you positive?"" She asks. ""Yeah, I'm positive, Tori."" Tony says. ""They…

I saw whipped peanut butter in the store today ... ... so I pointed it out to my friend, Tori. Tori: Weird. Would it even taste any different? Me: I don't know. Since they whipped it, it would be my assumption that they would, y'know ... whip it good. Tori: God dammit, ChickeninEveryPot. God dammit.