"They're meh." --Tony the Tiger, off his Paxil for a few days

I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is.

"Hey Iron Man, how'd you get your powers?" *flashes back to tony stark being bitten by a radioactive ironing board*

Of course, Tony the Tiger isn't his real name. It's Lord Antoine le Tigris of Kellogg.