What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army? A veteran aryan.

So there's a brunette a redhead and a blonde who are trying to escape from a prison. The guards are onto to them, so they all hide in sacks.... The guards see the sacks moving and sends over a soldier to poke each one of them with his gun.The guard pokes the first one and the brunette says ""woof"" and the guard goes ""Oh it's just a dog"" he pokes the second one and the redhead goes ""meow"" and the guard says ""it's just a cat"". He then pokes the third and the blonde goes ""potatoes"".

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims ""So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"" The Lone Ranger responds, ""I'd like to speak to my horse."" Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, S…

A ventriloquist does a show A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ""I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep wo…