Intelligence (long and racist) *I'm not racist; this is how the joke was told to me by my racist ass granddad. Best told in a Georgia accent.* Two niggers, Calvin and Rastus, are digging a ditch for their boss one hot summer's day. It's REALLY hot, both of them are soaked in sweat. After an hour or so, Calvin pipes up, ""Man Rastus, how it is dat we down here digging dis here ditch, doin' all tha work in the hot sun, and de boss man up theah sittin' in his truck under de tree in de A/C, and he g…

Is my doctor a magician? Tom went to the doctors office for a physical check at the big age of 35. The normal routine check went fine and what he was most nervous for happened. "" Drop you pants and bend over"" he says, "" Don' worry it will be quick and painless"". He continues to put his gloves on and lubes them up really good. As he continues to do his job he says "" Do you feel anything, does it hurt"", It sounded awkward but hey lets tell him thought Tom. "" It hurts a bit"" he replied. The…

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves? Masta-Don.

""Help! Help me!"" When a zoo's gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one. In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd. He then crawls across a partition and atop the lion's cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in characteruntil he loses his grip and falls into the lion's cage. Terrified, the actor shouts, ""Help! Help me!"" Too late. The lion pounces, opens its massive jaws, and wh…