How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever.#John Lennon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
John Lennon: Imagine all the people Me: Ok but this is extremely boring#John Lennon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
John Lennon would have been 82 years old today had he not perished on 9/11. #KONY2012#John Lennon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
COP: can anybody else describe the suspect? JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees COP: anybody#John Lennon#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp