It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye; unless you're Stevie Wonder, then it's just ironic.

Try some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Stevie Wonder! They have "the taste you can s- ... taste."

Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote "California" for ethnicity on her clinic forms.

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.