Science vs. God In the not too distant future, a very arrogant scientist meets with God. And the scientist tells God, ""You aren't so great. I figured out how to create life too."" God replies, ""Oh, really? You can take soil and make a human?"" ""Yes."" says the scientist, ""I can extract all the necessary components, and combine them through various techniques into a zygote which can be placed in a growth chamber and develop into a fully functional human. I can even decide what characteristics he or she will have."" ""Well,"" says God, ""this I have to see for myself. Please demonstrate."" So the scientist grabs a shovel to go dig up some dirt and God says, ""Whoa, there, get your own dirt!""