I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene.

I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen.

they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life