How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8", blonde, and the mother of my children.#Doctor#Parents#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying "you know, the hot blond" is conducive to sofa sleeping.#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!" - every cellphone ad ever#Friend And Your#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp