The Tale of 2 Statues There are 2 famous statues that reside in a park. These 2 stand facing each other with a path running between them. The artist who created them did so with such love for one another that even angels began to take notice. One day an angel came down from heaven and brought the statues to life. The angel said ""I could feel your emotions from the heavens and I knew I must let you act out your desires. For the next hour you will be free to express yourselves to the fullest extent"" Looking at each other the statues take off to the woods. After a few minutes the statues return to the angel. To which the angel responds ""you still have many minutes young lovers, go on fulfill all of your desires."" The statues look at each other and one exclaims ""Okay, this time you hold the pigeon while I shit on its head!""