That's it. I'm quitting cold turkey. But damn Thanksgiving leftovers are so good. I need my fixin's.#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac.#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Anyone hear what Russia is eating for Christmas? Turkey... Too soon?#Russia#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Somebody stole my Thanksgiving turkey... I suspect fowl play (IT'S THANKSGIVING TOMORROW! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!)#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp