The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony. It was called the Santa Clause.#Us#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*#Santa Claus#Susan#Kids#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
14 years ago tonight, a loaf of frozen reindeer shit fell from the sky & struck my father, killing him instantly.#Parents#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp