Little Joey goes to the circus with his parents At some point during the show, Joey sees a horse on stage and asks: - Mommy what's that thing that's hanging between the horse's legs? - Oh don't mind that, that's nothing honey. Joey's dad looks over at his son with a smirk and says: - You see, I've thought her well.

""Let's take a peek!"" Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when one of them noticed a light on in a window. Billy says to Johnnie and Joey: ""Let's take a peek!"" They look in the window and see a pretty woman undressing. Suddenly, Johnnie runs away and the other boys can't find him. The next day, Billy and Joey see Johnnie and ask: ""Why'd you run away, you some kind of faggot or something?"" Johnnie replies: ""No...My mother told me that if I ever do anything naughty, say anything …

We have got a new baby Mary: We've got a new baby at our house. Terry: Is he going to stay? Mary: I guess so. He brought all his clothes. Willie: Dad, can I have $5 so I can go see Joey next door? Dad: Why do you need $5 to go to see Joey? Willie: Because his mother said he was at the movies!

Joey the altar boy goes to confession and says... 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. ""Well, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'W…