What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?

It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma.

Elton John just launched a women's lingerie line.. ""And you can tell everybody this is your thong""