Three blondes arrive at the gates of St. Peter There's a lot of openings in heaven, so St. Peter decides to give them an easy test. He says to them, ""If you can tell me what Easter is, you can come in"" The first blonde says, ""Easter is that time in November where we eat turkey and are really thankful!"" St. Peter was surprised by this, but nevertheless he looked at the next blonde. ""Easter is that time in December where we celebrate Jesus' birth!"" she said. St. Peter was blown away. He look…

Easter joke Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, ""What is Easter?"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful and stuff..."" ""Wrong!,"" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, ""What is Easter?"" The second blonde replies, ""Easter …

Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet""

Three Blondes Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. . The first blonde said, ""Easter is a holiday where tehy have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."" . St. Peter said, ""Nooooooo,"" and he banished her to hell. . The second blonde said, ""Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."" St. Peter said, ""Noooooo,"" and he banished her to hell. . Th…