dear matt Damon for Halloween I think you should go as Matt Demon or Good Will Haunting. text me if you do

Just saw The Martian. If Matt Damon was alone on Mars, who was filming him that whole time? Clearly fake

I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?

Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke? Matt: sure Leo:OSCAR! Matt: i did'nt get it Leo:EXACTLY