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The Geordie Salesman A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked him, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" ""Aye,"" he replied, ""I was a canny salesman back in Newcastle."" The manager liked him, so said he would give him a try. The first day was difficult, but the Geordie lad worked hard and, at the end of the day, the manager came to see him. ""So, did you make any sales?"" ""Just the one."" The manager groaned. ""Our salesmen make an average …

What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

Why wasnt jesus born in newcastle? They couldnt find any wise men or a virgin