I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus, some kid was getting punched.

I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched.

My dream is to be a security guard on Maury. I'd whisper "you look like a Volkswagen Beetle with eyes." When the women were crying backstage

A blonde is pulling into a car park in her Volkswagen Beetle... ...when she sees another blonde with the hood/bonnet * of her Volkswagen Beetle up. Thinking that she may be able to help she pulls over and asks the other blonde what the problem is. ""Well, I was just about to drive off but my engine won't start. I had a look and saw that my engine was gone..."", replied the second blonde. ""Well, not to worry,"" replied the first, ""I have a spare one in my trunk/boot *"". *Please select appropri…