White one or black one? Tourist trying to get chummy with a shepherd: You've got a nice flock of sheep here...how much wool you get from each? Shepherd: From which one...black ones or white ones? T: Black? S: 3 kgs. T: What about white ones? S: 3 kgs. Tourist: Ok? How much milk do they give? S: Which ones? Black or white? T: Black S: 3 lts T: And what about white? S: They also give 3 lts T: haha...very funny... S: Is that? T: Well...how much meat would I get from one of them? S: From black or white? T (a li'l cautiously): Okay?...White? S: 30 kgs T: And black? S: Also 30 kgs T (now a li'l offended): Well you are a smartass, aren't you? I was going to purchase one from you for meat...but since obviously you're trying to mess with me...you lose the deal buddy! S: Oh no, no...it's not like that...You see I have to answer for them separately because the black ones are my father's! T: And the white ones? S: They're my father's too!