Sorry I'm late, guys. SOMEbody.. *gestures at wife* told me this knife fight started at.. *sees everyone holding guns* FANtastic, Ellen

I saved $38 by moving the fish tank in front of the TV during "Ellen" and telling my kids it was Finding Dory.

Sticky Situation Somewhere in the US a there is a University (obviously) and in that university there is a professor who have two students who always attend their classes. However that's about to change. P. S (i suck at openings) When the professor is teaching, he noticed that two of his students who always sit in the back, Tom and Ellen is absent. The professor shrugged it off and continued teaching thinking that those two have their own reasons. A week goes by and other lecturers mentioned tha…

Ellen pao and reddit admins walk into a bar... Everyone was happy to see them and had a great time once they were there... Ill also accept ...and then the bar burned down...