I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus, some kid was getting punched.

I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie.

No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married.

I'm holding a latte and a scone while I break into this Audi so people think it's mine and I've locked my keys in it.