American Football and the Blonde - Emailed from my mom A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. ""Oh, I really liked it,"" she replied, ""especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."" Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, ""What do you mean?"" ""Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!""