What do you call a Beatles fan who happens to be a Chinese sadomasochistic member of the American Army? Yellow Submarine

In a medieval kingdom... There's a force of Knights who dominated the land - you could always tell if they were about to attack you, because they would chuck a giant rock with a war symbol on it before they arrived to kill. Hence, they became known as the 'signs'. They had two forces: a main force, but then a company who would travel beside them, and supply them. One morning, a man shows up named 'Juan', and challenges the signs. The signs laughed, and thought they needed only their squires to d…

During the Mexican American War an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled ""Hey Juan!"" A soldier jumped up and replied ""What?"" The general shot him dead. This continued for three days. A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He called out ""Hey John!"" An American replied ""John isn't here. I…

What's the motto of the Mexican army? An Army of Juan