I worry that people who say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" may have missed a Science class or two.

late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die

What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium.

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat.""