Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door.

Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe