What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog

It's my dream to take a stretch limo to a drive thru, pay at the first window & pick up my food at the second window without moving my car.

I've wrecked my car yet I still weigh the same. This crash diet is for the birds.

*writing resume* Strengths? I'm great at multitasking *explosion in kitchen* My popcorn! *car crashes through fence* I forgot I was driving!