Screw anyone A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: ""Hi there good looking, how's it going?"" She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: ""Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."" He says: ""No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?""