Did you know President Obama can run around the White House in 11:00? It would be a record, but Bush did 9:11.

President Obama just signed a law banning mobile phones in prisons. Well there goes about half of my followers

Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.

I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC