A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer joke A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. It's in the Bible. God removed Adam's rib while he slept. This is clear evidence that surgery pre-dates all other technological endevors. Without so much as a beat, the civil engineer says that before that, God formed the Earth, the stars, and everything from nothing but chaos. He created rive…

A software engineer walks into a bar. He sits down and sees the bartender yelling at the computer when trying to process a customer's order. "Why are you yelling at the computer?" the engineer asks. "Nothing is working! The software on the computer is riddled with bugs!" responds the bartender. The engineer takes a look at the computer and notices the software it is running was actually written by himself a few years earlier. Immediately, he gets offended. "Those aren't bugs!" the engineer …

A software testing engineer walks into a bar. and he orders a beer

A software engineer walks into a bar. He sits down and sees the bartender yelling at the computer when trying to process a customer's order.