A teacher assigns her class an essay about the police. One little boy, Johnny, turns in his essay with two words written on his paper: ""They're bastards."" The teacher is so surprised at his response, that she calls Officer Friendly to help with the situation. Officer Friendly decides to pick Johnny up from school and show him around the police station. He shows him the jail cells, the evidence locker, the firing range. He takes him out in the squad car and shows him the sirens, the flashing li…

Short Jokes compilation #1 Teacher: ""Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: ""Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: ""Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"" Little Johnny: ""No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."" Police: where do u live? Me: with my parents Police: where does ur parents live? Me: with me Police: where do u all live? Me: together Police: where is ur house? Me: next to my neighbors…

Pink Spaghetti (Extremely Long Joke) A friend told me this joke a couple of weeks ago. A boy is in the bathroom before school starts, washing his hands. He looks to his side and sees a picture of pink spaghetti. Now this confused the boy. The boy ponders at this picture for a long time, so long that the tardy bell rang. The boy, hearing this bell, ran to his classroom, with the image of pink spaghetti still in his mind. When the boy enters the class, he sits down next to his friend. His friend a…

Grad School Interview Ted Kaczynski was the Unabomber but very few people remember that he was also a professor at Berkley with his own graduate students. Here is a list of his interview questions for the perspective candidates. 1) How are you? 2) Did you find my office OK? 3) Are you a cop? Legally, I think you have to tell me if you are, right? 4) Good. Lets say you find that someone had accidently left, what I think most people would agree is a completely reasonable manifesto in the copier, w…