A white supremacist finds a magic lamp. And he makes his wishes. Excited, he runs back to the compound. When he finds his white supremacist buddy, he says, ""Bill, I've solved all our problems--I found a magic lamp and genie inside granted me three wishes."" ""What did you wish for?"" Bill asks. ""First, I wished that the blacks would stop stealing our women. Second, I wished that the Mexicans would stop stealing our jobs. Third, I wished that the Asians would stop stealing our education."" Bill exclaims, ""You idiot!"" ""Wait, why?"" ""You could've just wished for a world without Jews and had two wishes left over!""