[long] Another blond guy joke... Three best friends worked in construction together on the same crew. They were working on the 20th floor of a building when they stopped for their lunch break. They sat on the edge of the building, legs dangling over the edge, enjoying the view as they ate their lunches. Guido opened his lunch box and yelled in frustration, ""Pasta! Pasta! Every day it's pasta! If I get pasta in my lunch tomorrow, I'm gonna jump!"" Jose then opened his lunch and exclaimed, ""Tort…

First time at a ballgame A man living in Mexico gets a phonecall from his cousin living in New York. ""Hey Jose, I haven't seen you in a while, it would be great if you could come up here to New York. I have tickets for a Mets game, you would love it!"" Jose decided this would be fun, and takes a plane to New York. After a stay at his cousin's, they go out to the stadium, and after an exciting game exit again. ""So how was it? Did you like it?"" said Jose's cousin. ""Oh it was great!"" said Jose…