I'm starting to be careful about drink driving now Christmas isn't far away. In fact last night i left my car at the pub and took the bus home. I'm quite proud of myself, i'd never driven a bus before.

The tale of Thanksgiving. It's that time of year, so raise a cheer, here's to drinking beer and shooting deer. Here's to friends who are sincere and friends who will endear. When others appear we give them a leer, but not so severe that they leave out of fear. We send pioneers to explore the frontier, and they return bearing a spear as a souvenir, taken from those who'd dare interfere. For we are the ones who domineer this northern hemisphere, and their land is ours to commandeer. So we send buc…

You Might Be An Extreme Redneck If... You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of HER kids. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' You think Dom Perig…

I am really proud of my self this morning.. Last night I went out with my colleagues for New Year party. After drinking a tad too many than I could handle, I made a sensible decision to leave car at the pub and take the bus home. I am really proud of my self this morning, I had never driven a bus before!