😄 You better get out of here before the S.W.A.T. team arrives I just blew up a toilet. Say, did you he...

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You better get out of here before the S.W.A.T. team arrives I just blew up a toilet. Say, did you hear the one about the man with chronic constipation? No? Well, no shit

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