A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin.

My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING