After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"

My wife and I do this cute thing where she sends me pics of kitchen towels she can't decide on buying and I google my life expectancy.

Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe

A panda bear walks into a resturant.. And orders some food, after his meal the server comes out and asks how everything was and the panda bear pulls a gun a shoots him. The manager comes out and says "hey man what's going on?" The panda bear replies "I'm a panda bear Google it.." and leaves. The manager curiously Googled panda bear and was reading "panda bear: black and white bear, eats chutes and leaves."