"Hey, my face is UP HERE and also OVER HERE" - woman in Picasso painting

COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this

"Um, thanks?" -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting

will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO