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Mrs. Jones In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to r…

Toasting contest Paddy O'Quinn is down at the pub and wins the toasting competition with "" Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me beautiful wife."" Proud of this he goes home and tells the wife he won. She asked what toast he used. Not wanting to embarass a good Catholic girl he says "" I said, here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church with me beautiful wife."" The next day the Mrs runs into one of Paddy's friends, he asks her to congratulate Paddy again on…

Grandma in court In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; ""Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"" She responded, ""Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never w…